Stuff
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Today was the first day in months that I didn’t walk into an emergency that I didn’t have to fix. Today was a good day.
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Often times I feel as if I am a step away from going all Howard Hughes, locking myself in a room and just letting the weird out.
This is scares me.
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I can’t wait until I go grey, so people will stop walking up to me saying “hey you are going grey.”
Mother Fucker I know this, Like this and happen to think the grey looks bad ass. Now stop talking to me.
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I am a girl who is into beards.
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Louis CK nails it on the head. This is a dilemma for many guys.
Cause what if she is one of those girls that isn’t into it.
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I am drunk. Let’s get naked together.
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1, 3, 4, 6, 13, 15, 24,
Anonymous
1: When did you lose your virginity?
For me it was a little later. Growing up all my friends were these super good looking surfer dude types so it wasn’t always easy to compete. I lost it at 17 when I was really drunk.
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
Nothing too unusual. I am down to try lots of things. I guess some bdsm stuff is hot and I like vocal sex (dirty talk)
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
Dillard’s changing room
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
Dominant. In the beginning I take it slow but if we have sex on the regular or in a relationship I become very dominant.
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
Yes, very much so.
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
Hmm, probably when I sprained my dick. Swelled up like a mother fucker. Couldn’t have sex for 3 weeks. Sad times.
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
If my best friend was a female, probably. For the most part I can separate sex and feelings.
Sorry took so long to respond work got hectic.
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NSFW ASKS (Come on guys, do it )
- 1: When did you lose your virginity?
- 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
- 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
- 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
- 5: Favourite sex position?
- 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
- 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
- 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
- 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
- 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
- 12: How often do you have sex?
- 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
- 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
- 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
- 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
- 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
- 18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
- 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
- 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
- 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
- 22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
- 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
- 24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
- 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
- 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
- 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
- 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
- 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
- 30: Do you watch porn?
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Someone talk to me and entertain me while I work my last shift of the week.
